lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

texadison:

fadeintocase:

terminallycheesy:

she seems thirsty. give her the d

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DONe

jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

floozys:

*starts to type out reply to rude ass person who commented on my post*

*deletes tab*  

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